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Private Plane

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.
She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
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Privacy

Something that's for pedophiles and no one else (allegedly)
1: god I hate this whole crackdown on privacy the government is doing
2: STOP; THINK OF THE CHILDREN
by DOTTKONEKO August 19, 2025
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private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.
That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.
by J BCD October 17, 2025
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Prevailblawg

Prevail meaning discord legend
TS is so (prevailblawg)
by 67blud November 29, 2025
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Prevalistic

Someone who knows things might go wrong, but refuses to fold.

A prevalistic person accepts reality, sees the danger, recognizes the difficulty

and still chooses hope, strength, and resilience anyway.

They don’t live in denial.
They don’t sugarcoat life.
They simply refuse to let fear win.

A mindset built on awareness, endurance, belief, victory.

To prevail.
Life hit her with everything at once, but she stayed prevalistic ,she knew she would come out on top.
by Zariel Ben yahudah December 2, 2025
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Privateer of Uncertainty

Pansexual butt pirate, under charter to the Queen
I think you have a chance. I hear they're a bold privateer of uncertainty. Offer to buy them a grog and see where it goes.
by JohnsonFrog December 13, 2025
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Private Equity

A company run by idiots who buy up their favorite childhood companies or important and basic services so that they can bankrupt the company or drive up the prices of the services just to make a quick buck
Person 1: Hey, what happened to Toys R' Us and Sears? Why are ambulances and homes so expensive in the U.S?
Person 2: Private Equity, man. Bought up all those companies and services so that they could ruin them for a few dollars.
by URBANist_ January 8, 2026
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