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Prid

When your ear pokes out between your hair.
Omg look at pridie she’s got such a bad prid
by Pridster1234 April 29, 2021
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Pridestrudel

ejaculating on another mans penis and spreading it out like toothpaste on a tooth brush.
Josh - "Hey billy you want a pridestrudel?"

billy - "Of course id love one.......... come and lay that josh sauce on me daddy"
by HECTICDADDY May 30, 2021
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Piddled

Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids
I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started
by Zaddy Luar June 6, 2021
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pride

pride is an italian word for "for laughs"
x: ciao! perchè hai quella foto?
y: pride
by jak a rama June 8, 2021
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pridefxs

Pridefxs is a very amazing and creative editor. Her edits are very unique. She definitely deserves all of her followers.
Pridefxs is an amazing person!
We love pridefxs very much.
by pridefxs June 22, 2021
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Phiddled

The act of 'fiddling' enhanced by cyber (or other) technology to produce larger, faster, deeper and/or more wide ranging results. Similar to 'phishing' or 'phreaking'.
As John gave Simon a tour of the bank he remarked on how IT was revolutionising the business. "In the old days we had to fiddle the accounts manually. But new technology means we can phiddle the books digitally. In fact a single phiddling computer can do thousands of man-hours of traditional fiddling. And if we get caught, we just blame it on a computer glitch. No more oinks from accounts blubbing to the securities commission to get out of some jail time."

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When Little Johny's dad found out he had been virtually molested online, he called the local police and they asked them to come down to the station to make a statement.

"Where did the pedo touch you son?" enquired the gruff and be-moustached Police Sergeant as he started polishing his truncheon.
"You don't understand." replied Johny's dad. "He was phiddled with".
"Fiddled with?" said the policeman,

"No, phiddled with, on the internet. Like being phished but it has warped his fragile little mind." Johny's dad explained.
"You do understand that, as this is a verbal exchange, I can't actually tell the difference between fiddled with and phiddled with unless you over pronounce the 'ph'. It is probably best you say, 'phiddled with a P.H.' to prevent this confusion in the future. I'll have to send you down to our cyber crime division. They deal with all the 'ph' around here. I will get their number for you." The Police Sergeant turned away and seemed disgruntled as he put his truncheon back in the draw.
by 2Bears-in-a-trap June 27, 2021
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Pride Month

A 4-week time frame where vaguely "woke" corporations change their LinkedIn logos.
Check it out, it must be pride month! The only reason I know that is due to Coca Cola's temporary logo!
by Cholo Financial Planner July 5, 2021
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