When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...
Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
by MLGPingu September 1, 2015
Get the Narcissistic Dick Disorder mug.a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.
Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."
by quixilver09 January 11, 2017
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Get the Narbonne mug.A mental condition due to insufficient brain capacity and a complete lack of empathy, resulting in a person with incredibly inflated self worth. A narcitheism sufferer (narcitheist) believes in & cares about only himself/herself. He's the absolute center of his universe. A narcitheist has such a high opinion of himself, he practically believes he Is God.
Drumpf's narcitheism forces him to believe he's the smartest, classiest, most loved, perfect being, & only through him can the world be saved.
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Im sorry son your father is a narcissistic sociopath so i have to protect your little developing mind.
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