jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.

by Axa September 16, 2005

Mopuss

A nickname for Muhammad (Mohammed), the self-proclaimed prophet of Islam. Combination of "Mohammed" and "pusillanimous." Inspired by debater Mohammed Hijab.

A: Wow, did you know that Muhammad had 11 wives?
B: You mean Mopuss? Yes, I know.

by bonard October 17, 2021

Mr.Mopey

A kid who mopes around and acts like a faggot.

aaron your a faggot go mope around some more. Mr.Mopey

by Waytoogodly February 26, 2009

mopeful

the opposite of hopeful

the word "mope" is inserted as a substitute for "hope"

Person 1: My life is over!

Person 2: Hey.. always be hopeful!

Person 1: I'd rather be mopeful, thanks.

by IamIshmael August 21, 2009

mopyop

suck my dick

you... mopyop

by Zack October 28, 2003

moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

by valigarmander August 30, 2011