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Midnight Mongrel

Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.
watch out on your way home there’s midnight mongrels all around this area!
by GooberJigga March 30, 2025
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midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
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midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.
"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"
by Hugaboom August 7, 2016
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MIDNIGHT

horror, nightmare,blood god, dax fan, MIDNIGHT is the definition of psycho
by Blueeyedphyscho June 27, 2023
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Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.
I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
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Midnight Riotcore

It's a new unpopuopular core, it can be described as: violet-grunge, post-apocalyptic rebel aesthetic rooted in nighttime defiance, neon decay, and skating through the end of the world.
Think: purple spray paint under broken streetlights, combat boots rolling across crumbling concrete, and music blasting from a backpack speaker while the city burns quietly in the distance.
It’s equal parts grunge, ghost, and rebellion — soaked in ultraviolet and rebellion glitter. Visuals:
• UV-stained graffiti
• Glitched club lights in ruined warehouses
• Spiked chokers, torn fishnets, black skateboards
• Empty streets glowing violet after midnight
• Smudged eyeliner, cut-off gloves, cassette players
Sounds like:
Distorted trap beats, riot sirens remixed, broken synths, heavy bass echoing through alleyways.
“She pulled her hoodie down, dropped a tag on the riot shield, and skated off. Total Midnight Riotcore energy.”
by cosmo-kit August 6, 2025
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Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022
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