Master Chief

A pretty cool guy who kills aleins.

Master Chief wants YOU to enlist in the UNSC!

by Ecksbawks September 19, 2009

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Mansterpiece

A masterpiece of manliness. Something with high levels of badassery or extreme badditude.

"Dude, I just got done watching Shoot 'Em Up. Serious Mansterpiece!"

by ExtremeBadditude August 31, 2009

Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it

Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation

by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019

Weave Master

One who masters weave.

Britnee: "Pshhh, I'm the Weave Master."
Krystal: "Nigga you a lie,

I AM THE WEAVE MASTER." F yo couch Nigga.

Miranda: "Imma buy you dat car."

by Krystal:D June 4, 2010

master-signifier

In Lacanian theory, a signifier which stops the slippage of the signified under the signifier and fixes meaning, thereby forming a stable symbolic order. It is a particular signifier with no signified of its own, which stands in for the "fullness" of the meaning of the symbolic system itself. However, since contingency and lack are taken to be primary in Lacanian theory, it is necessarily arbitrary and is unable to guarantee its own primacy except through arbitrary and ungrounded violence. It is always haunted by the return of the Real.

In my view, this concept is useful but its basis is mistaken. What is repressed is active desire, held down for fear of punishment, and not some kind of ontological void. Lacan is wrong to pose his problems on such a metaphysical level.

by Andy May 7, 2004

Majester

A public officer authorized to hear and adjudicate all cases concerning vampire transgressions at a vampire tribunal.

The Majester, while he was deciding his fate, told the vampire defendant to "back his shit down" when he attempted to interrupt him.

by Lynnpd99 February 28, 2009