Lynnpd99's definitions

Majester

A public officer authorized to hear and adjudicate all cases concerning vampire transgressions at a vampire tribunal.

The Majester, while he was deciding his fate, told the vampire defendant to "back his shit down" when he attempted to interrupt him.

by Lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

moyerism

The act of searching the internet hoping to see information about the actor Stephen Moyer and deriving sexual enjoyment and gratification.

I felt like a voyeur as I performed my "daily moyerism" of surfing the internet to find photos of Stephen Moyer.

by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009

maker

A maker is the parent of a newly made vampire. A maker has status in the vampire community.

Bill was ordered to become Jessica's maker by the Majester as his sentence at the Vampire tribunal.

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

fangbanger

A human who enjoys having have sex with and allows vampires to drink their blood.

Gran asked what a fangbanger was and Sookie explained that it is a human who allows vampires to drink their blood and enjoys having sex with them, sometimes for money.
(characters in True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

nest

When several vampires live together it is called sharing a nest. When vampires share nests they become more cruel and unlike humans.

Malcolm, Liam and Diane shared a vampire nest and, as a result, were known to be more cruel and mean then other vampires. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

unboyfriendable

While being able to attract men, the inability to keep them as a boyfriend.

Even though Tara likes Sam she couldn't help but antagonize him and treat him in such a way that makes their relationship impossible. With this behavior, she is definitely "unboyfriendable".

by lynnpd99 February 28, 2009