Jesus Beam 

Toki's Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken (North Star Humanist Face Breaking First) from Hokuto no Ken (First of the North Star). A Fatal KO in the fighting game.

Jesus Beam how to:

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"At least you can die without pain..."

Jesus Beam by Master Bigode April 29, 2010

jesus condom 

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

jesus condom by JMU April 26, 2007

Jesus Vanacho 

A country-metal rock band out of Burlington Vermont. Formed in early 2008 Jesus Vanacho is five members consisting of piano, drums two guitars, and bass.

Jesus Vanacho is on tour through the summer.

Jesus Vanacho by Mills Streebeck January 18, 2009

jesus fucking christ 

A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.

"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"

"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"

jesus fucking christ by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017

Jesus Bus 

The spiritual equivalent of the city bus that comes through hospitals and picks up the terminally ill usually during the night. When it is said that the patient has his metrocard (ticket) ready, it means he's knocking on heavens door.

Mr. Leff is looking like hell, I bet the Jesus Bus is gonna come around for him soon.

Jesus Bus by Leysie January 17, 2008

Jesus Paredes 

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

Jesus Pong

Invented by 14th century Tibeten monks: Jesus Pong is widely understood as the greatest game in the world, consisting of 2 or more players playing an adapted version of ping pong where the ball must hit the floor once before your turn to play. You are out if the ball hits the floor twice, or you miss the table after you strike the ball. In some cases a rick shaw is used for Moo Shoo runs when really hungry after many games of Jesus Pong.

You are the greatest Jesus Pong player I have ever seen. Besides myself, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.

Jesus Pong by nwdriller81 October 3, 2007