illicit affairs

a taylor swift song that is like low-key amazing

"Have you listened to illicit affairs yet?"
"Yes like 7 million times, who hasn't?"

by idk but umm yeah November 19, 2020

Protoctical Illusion

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.

David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough February 5, 2007

illiteracy

A viral disease spreading across the internet faster than an F1 racer on speed.

Illiteracy? Waht r j00? Gh3y?

by Sith Lord Cheese June 17, 2006

homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

illegal

When obese bitches wear tops/pants 5 sizes too small with their flab hanging out everywhere

*sees a fatass wearing tight clothing*

"*Shiver* That should be illegal"

by T1GEREYEZ July 19, 2005

illuminati confirmed

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.

Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.

by Wolfscent July 27, 2016