nice guy

A misnomer. Nice Guy is nice with an ulterior motive; he believes pretending to be a decent human being entitles him to endless sex with his unfortunate female target. Instead of openly expressing interest and then moving on if rejected, the Nice Guy prefers to attach himself like a barnacle to one woman, hoping that if he pretends to care about her feelings long enough, he'll get at least an awkward handjob in the bathroom. Nice Guy is then bewildered when acting like a friend results in his getting treated like a friend. The advanced-level Nice Guy will call his lady of choice a frigid bitch while simultaneously patting himself on the back for being so nice. Nice Guy fails to understand that acting nice in hopes of getting sex is not actually the same as being nice, and as a result can be found in his natural habitat martyring himself all over the internet.

If women really only dated assholes, then "Nice Guys" would have no problems getting women.

by shel159 March 23, 2009

Emo guys

I myself bieng emo think that were just dudes that love the music and taking real good care of our style we dont cry about everything and were not all sad thats just what emo is none for but you who are not emo have no idea!!

some_dude:so did u cry all night until you fell asleep?

emo_guy1:dude ur an idiot!!

by issac August 23, 2005

Guy shower

As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.

i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.

by pename December 9, 2008

drill guy

When someone says something completely random that is not even related to the topic or subject.

Boy 1 : Did you see the basketball game last night?
Boy 2 : Yeah, Kobe Bryant made that beautiful shot!
Boy 3 : Hehehe, this cookie looks like my mom!
Boy 1 : DRILL GUY!

by DrillGuy June 18, 2009

me guy

A person who does things that only involves his self interest

Examples would be..."Hey Evan I heard you skipped lacrosse lifting ... That was a real "me guy" thing to do"

by The Real "We Guy" In Town January 28, 2015

No Guy Zone

areas where women do not want men present, such as book clubs, or baby showers.

My husband wanted to be invited to the book club, but I told him that was a no guy zone

by GerryTodd April 13, 2011

The Fat Guy

A fat man who repairs tvs that wears sweatpants and has half his lunch on his left tit

J: "wanna wag class and go see the fat guy?"
N: "ok, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"

by Theguywhofuckednathansmum July 10, 2010