facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012

Facebook drunk

So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.

Let's get pissed. Let's get smashed out of our skulls. Let's get Facebook drunk.

by George McBob September 17, 2010

Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.

Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.

by xbox crew August 1, 2011

CSI Facebook

When you login to Facebook and your friend count is down (noticeable if you're older and don't add everyone you've ever seen). The ensuing investigation can resemble complex forensics, as you examine your pages to profile the missing candidate.

(p.s. To save time, it's always a girl).

Kenny: Logged onto the 'Book last night. Friend Count was down by one.
Brad: So - just the 12 now?
Kenny: Uh-huh. Had to 'CSI Facebook' for 7 minutes to pull up a suspect, you feel me?
Brad: Jenny?
Kenny: Yeahhh!! How'd you know?
Brad: Man. Next time -just let her have one of your fries.
Kenny: Hmm. True dat!

by Paper Tiger Web June 21, 2009

facebook comsent

A facebook comment on an album requesting the removal of an unflattering picture. As a result of this comment, the embarassing picture is sent to the news feed, bringing much more attention to the picture than if it were to be left un-commented.

facebooker1: like omg tiffany.. remove this pic asap! ewww i have like 5 chins!!
facebooker2: lol no you look way cute!!

facebooker3: dude mike come check out this nasty pic of trisha on my news feed!
facebooker4: dude haha she has like 5 chins! bet she wishes she didnt post that facebook comsent.

by rieyin March 23, 2010

Facebook Denial Period

The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.

"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"

by Edinburghssuiteheart August 19, 2009

facebook status

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

by newsvava February 10, 2009