dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003

Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

rap monsters dick

One word.....GODZILLA

I was too busy admiring rap monsters dick it looks like godzilla

by Pooppidsakndas November 4, 2014

Hickey Dick

When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.

Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick

by Smishles December 27, 2011

Dick Cheney'd

While playing video games,especially FPS/shooters, you turn to your teammate and shoot them down... On purpose.

But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.

Francis: *points shotgun at Bill*
Bill: don't point that at me man!

-Francis shoots Bill down-

Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!

-both laughs-

by Andrew/Geremy.ABY May 20, 2009

dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017

dick-beaters

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021