Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

crank

Crank it up its mostly like turn teh sound very loud.

Neighbour: turn that shit off!
Me: I like to crank Still Dre up asshole (:

by PedroSupaChow January 8, 2008

crankle

A person that gets inured easily, and constantly hurts themselves.

"I landed on my ankle playing basketball today."
"Yo, you're such a crankle!"

by coolest person April 20, 2008

CRANK

A mentally unstable person

by Mark June 11, 2006

crank that robocop

to masterbate to soulja boy, then do the dance in your sex fluids. to crank dat robocop. crank that robocop.

crank that soulja boyyyy in sex fluids, crank dat robocop, crank that robocop.

by kayyykay November 19, 2007

crank

another word for masturbation

I caught john having a crank in the bathroom

by agv June 11, 2006

Crank 90s

When you mix spit with a baddie or one of the homies.

“Yo bro wanna go Crank 90s under the stairs”

by Bd16gggg September 17, 2021