big white carrot

Radish

There’s a food called big white carrot.
‘That’s right!’
I heard you really like it

by Meganlovesjake August 19, 2023

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

Carrot

An Oreo biscuit

Mum can I have a Carrot

by Angry hungry person November 28, 2021

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021

Carrot way

Carrot way was founded by Alex Romero AKA carrot. Carrot way is when you absolutely get sloshed and toked for the boys. You put all your effort and heart into finishing bottles and J’s.

Oh fuck I think Henry’s on carrot way!!

by Alex little dick October 27, 2019

Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020

carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.

So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.

by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020