Majkimus's definitions

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

Amber

To do an Amber is when you give have to take a shit in the most unlikely place.
Named after Amber Heard that left a turd on Johnny Depp's bedside

Ex: 'My stomach is acting up. Gonna have to do an Amber'
'But we are at home depot, now!'
'Exactly'

by Majkimus May 2, 2022