helping a buddy out 

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

helping a buddy out by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

Budyear 

The illest smoking spot in the world. Also could be piffyear, dankyear bongyear or vapeyear depending on the weed and smoking devices used.

Person 1: Yo lets go smoke the dingus
Person 2: Na.... were going to Budyear
Person 1: wow im a huge idiot, my bad

Budyear by Piffyear February 20, 2011

bate buddy 

person you masturbate with

Personal ad: "Masturbation fan seeking bate buddy"

bate buddy by yes we can 328 July 22, 2009

coaster buddy 

Someone who you would go on a roller coaster with in order to keep you company. Without a roller coaster buddy, it would have to be pretty embarrassing to be the only one in your row on the coaster train. It is a known fact that single people want roller coaster buddies.

Joey: Will you be my coaster buddy?
Rachel: Sure, I'll keep you company on the roller coaster.

coaster buddy by raging bully April 15, 2009

ok buddy 

what you just said was irrational or irrelevant to the current conversation

ok buddy

ok buddy by voyatoran May 3, 2020

dino buddy

noun: A character or creature in a movie, usually a sci-fi or fantasy, who exists solely to sell merchandise, toys and drink cups at McDonalds. Other than that, they add nothing to the plot. Named after a "Saturday Night Live" commercial parody from the 1990s called "Philadelphia Action Figures". The Tom Hanks figure had a flamethrower, net launcher and a "dino buddy" side kick.

Aniken Skywalker and his dino buddy, Jar Jar Binks walked into the cantina for a space beer.

dino buddy by weasel1969 August 1, 2007

the budge way

A sexual experience/encounter of such an unbelievably intense magnitude that you cannot even comprehend it. No one has ever survived being shown the budge way except the budge himself, even the spectators are put in a persistent vegetative state just by seeing it.

because of the lack of evidence, most people believe that the budge way is a thing of legend. Others say "budge is love, budge is life". The budges rape face alone can make a bear instantly lose its virginity. some have claimed that the budge is omnipresent, others say he is only were he needs to be.....

some people have tried worshipping the budge, with the hope he will reveal to them the secrets of the budge way. Within 3 days of converting to budgelam they go missing. There have been claims that people have seen the budge fly out their window during the night, with one of his new victims. One man said he had the body of a dragon and three rabbit heads, others said he had the body of a sparrow and the head of a zebra.

"......................"
(what someone says after experiencing the budge way)
"......................"
(what someone says after witnessing the budge way)
"......................"
(what the budge thinks while performing the budge way)

id go into detail on what happens when you are shown the budge way, but im afraid there are no countries in the world were that would be legal, as i would be charged with multiple accounts of manslaughter.

the budge way by THE BUDGE April 17, 2014