brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

by Rod Byron January 17, 2018

The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.

"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"

by majesticasf November 17, 2021

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

papal brown

Papal Brown is common name for a grandfather who has passed away from “loose buttocks stage four cancer” this definition was originated by Noel Killian. It was created as a harmful Jib about Gunnar David Brown’s papal David Brown

Papal Brown is GONE NEVER COMING BACK GUNNAR!!!

by Papallover69 April 13, 2023