Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018

Baggy Beats

Tunes for Charlie, tunes for Kevin, tunes for Mandy and tunes for Mary Jane. Tunes for getting loose.

Hey Nathaniel, lets bump this line and check out those baggy beats next door.
Yo Felix, these baggy beats are pranging me out.

by Baggy Beats March 4, 2018

Fabi-Beats

Awesome music that can potentially do everything and makes you wanna die within seconds

A: Hey Dude have you listened to Fabi-Beats?
B: Yeah, it cured my Ligma

by Banana Day August 7, 2018

pushing beats

Apparently it’s a thing but since I’m the first person to make an Urban Dictionary Post. I’m guessing it means DJ’ing?

Eric was pushing beats this weekend for Barbie and Ken at the Dreamhouse Wedding in his backyard.

by Stan Cage December 18, 2018

Fat Beats

Top tier music, enjoyed by the best. Search for Kiain Kirk on Spotify and enjoy all the playlists with custom made covers ranging from Heavy Rock, through soundtracks to Power Ballads

"Woah, you heard Fat Beats IV: Hip Hop Flip Flop? Mad tunes man"

by FatBeats01 July 3, 2019

Navy Boats

Navy Boats

Man 1: Navy Boats!
Man 2: Navy Boats!

by TheDeepDebunk September 24, 2019

National Beats Day

It’s national beats day.

Damn he wearing beats I think it’s national beats day

by Baller life October 23, 2019