Imperial Beach 

The most Southwesterly city in the continental United States. Home of the Dempsey Holder Ocean Festival every October 18th. A bitchin' little town to live in. If ya don't like it, leave.

There's a south swell coming in. We're heading to Imperial Beach.

Imperial Beach by IB Pauly October 18, 2009

gerritsen beach 

Gerritsen beach is a little community in the most southern part of brooklyn and its the only place in New York where there is more alcoholics than there are girls and you can find people partying everywhere if its in the bantry ,the dockside, The Tamaqua, Jims Marine in aka Jims ma, the park, and even in the weeds. Then when theres a keg party the age of drunk people goes from 11-23. When its time to buy beer its a rush to the chinese store on the corner to buy as much beer as u can. When u kill all your beers its time to go to the bantry and waste $100 on beer n liquor. When thats all done that is when shit goes down for example beating up three black kids from another neighbor hood.

gerritsen beach for life summa 06 at the spot i will neva forget it

gerritsen beach by ppatty cakes September 6, 2006

Taking my talents to South Beach 

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland

Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro

Taking my talents to South Beach by c1sok1d July 11, 2010

howard beach 

pretty much the better, richer, and whiter side of ozone park, queens. mostly italian people.

i still don't understand why they have a KFC in howard beach.

howard beach by LOP MARKISS October 29, 2007

Virginia Beach 

the Los Angeles of the east coast

had a horrible gang problem in parts of the city back in the 80s and 90s but got better.

East side of the city (the beach) has clubs, huge concert venues, bars, dozens of hotels, LOTS of prostitutes.. the place to be on weekends.

West side of the city borders Norfolk and is controlled by black/mexican gangs and typically not where you want to be.

Lets head out to downtown VA Beach and get hammered

Virginia Beach by Randy October 17, 2004

long beach island 

is possibly the best beach ever. and ron jons? uhh try again. they rip you off. thats stores for wannabes. you gotta go to the surfshack or farias. thats where its at. and 7th street used to have the best surf till all those annoying ass shoobies came that skimboard? fuck that shit surfings the way to go.

shoobie: "wanna go to ron jons in long beach island?"
local" uhh no?"

long beach island by amanda5509 January 24, 2008

gerritsen beach 

One of the few places in metropolitan New York where inbreeding isn't frowned upon. FAS and other infant alcohol related symptoms run rampant in this area as well.

Stay away from Gerritsen Beach Bobby, you don't want to associate yourself with those characters.

gerritsen beach by Marty Eats Nails for Breakfast July 9, 2009