Asphalt Cowboy

Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.

*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."

by D down in Oz October 21, 2008

asprin cracker jacker

Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.

by Chris Garn, Al Herr October 9, 2007

aspic

The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.

Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.

by b what u r October 3, 2007

Aspirin

Code word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code

Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.

Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.

Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.

by Raybudd August 11, 2010

asperger's syndrome

A disorder which keeps people from having successful social interactions, and poor motor skills, and various other shit. They however carry on skill such as obssession with a certain subject to an extent, although very few people have such an obbession.

Most people with this are like those loners that stand or sit at lunch by themselves in school, or those people getting bullied everyday, or a those people that live with their moms and dads after dropping out of college, or those homeless people that ask for money out of tourists pockets.

The lucky ones however, those that can miraclously learn how to socially interact and make friends easily can live a normal life while those who aren't as lucky end up as lonely criminals, drug dealers, terrorists, homeless, and poor people.

Asperger's Syndrome is one of the causes of poverty in the industrialized world.

by D Baggerd October 3, 2006

asparagus

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007

asparagus

a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.

asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...

by stretchman March 16, 2007