Baraldo.Jefferson's definitions

Columbine High School

A high school outside of Denver, Colorado. Just a perfectly normal, stereotypical high school, until a couple of sickos shot up the place. The death toll stood at thirteen, but if you count Dylan & Eric, the shooters, it came to fifteen.

See also: Columbine, school shooting.

It's a good thing Dylan and Eric's duffel bag bombs didn't detonate, or the Columbine High School library would've fallen into the cafeteria, killing hundreds.

by Baraldo.Jefferson February 14, 2007

asparagus

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007

windows

Openings in a building. Usually glass, in most modern homes. Frequently used for ventilation, aesthetics, and defenestration.

Damn, those mothafuckas got thrown out the window.

I hope my new house has plenty of windows.

by Baraldo.Jefferson January 29, 2007

gAyFI

Refers to bands which sound good until budding fans discover their whiny homosexuality.

I really loved AFI until I saw how emo they were. I guess they're just plain gayfi.

by Baraldo.Jefferson April 13, 2007