Definitions by Baraldo.Jefferson

asparagus 

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

asparagus by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007

gAyFI 

Refers to bands which sound good until budding fans discover their whiny homosexuality.

I really loved AFI until I saw how emo they were. I guess they're just plain gayfi.

gAyFI by Baraldo.Jefferson April 13, 2007

Columbine High School 

A high school outside of Denver, Colorado. Just a perfectly normal, stereotypical high school, until a couple of sickos shot up the place. The death toll stood at thirteen, but if you count Dylan & Eric, the shooters, it came to fifteen.

See also: Columbine, school shooting.

It's a good thing Dylan and Eric's duffel bag bombs didn't detonate, or the Columbine High School library would've fallen into the cafeteria, killing hundreds.

Columbine High School by Baraldo.Jefferson February 14, 2007

windows 

Openings in a building. Usually glass, in most modern homes. Frequently used for ventilation, aesthetics, and defenestration.

Damn, those mothafuckas got thrown out the window.

I hope my new house has plenty of windows.

windows by Baraldo.Jefferson January 29, 2007