windon

A Short red-headed gremlin that most likely works for Fedex.
Sometimes complains about charging ports in vehicles.

Dont be such a windon.

by Beardboss1791 June 7, 2019

Windows 98

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.

Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.

by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020

Windowlicker

Military jargon. Refers to personnel assigned to look out a HMMWV window, scanning for threats.

Example: "Each HMMWV crew consists of a driver, a truck commander (TC), a turret gunner, and two windowlickers in the back."

by Bamboonga May 22, 2020

Windows Activation

The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)

Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation

by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020

windowphobic

Someone who has a deep fear or hatred for windows

Som is windowphobic, he doesn't like seeing windows, he doesn't like OPENING windows, he doesn't like windows at all. They make his hands hurt.

by 15 year old femboy in the disc September 8, 2020

window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.

"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)

by YogurlYuyu January 5, 2021

wingow

A slur that is directed towards anyone and everyone that is incapable of interpreting words in head.

You see that guy right there? Yea, he's a wingow.

by EMaid March 7, 2021