meat wagon 

The Caribbean word for a hearse.

I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.

meat wagon by Boopsie_boo October 21, 2013

drag your wagon 

to masturbate or beat your meat

your a pervert, do you drag your wagon every day?

drag your wagon by rilla boy zea November 14, 2007

Douche Wagon 

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.

Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."

Douche Wagon by Steebr77 December 31, 2004

Volvo 740 Wagon

- A large box-like car
- Often owned by old men
- A turd on wheels

Person 1: "Do you see that old man driving the Volvo 740 wagon?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that thing is such a turd on wheels."

Volvo 740 Wagon by BertLove August 1, 2011

cheese wagon

When you're confined to a small space that stinks because someone just farted, or because they stink (from bad body odor or stinky perfume).

Or it can refer to you yourself stinking up a small space, that others could enter into... and then they have to endure to horrible smell.

"I just got cheese-wagoned in the elevator by Joe"

"My boss just cheese-wagoned me in his office"

"I need to find an elevator to cheese-wagon in" or "I gotta go find a cheese wagon to fart in"

"I just got "cheese wagoned" in my office by Selma. She smells like old lady perfume & moth balls".

cheese wagon by whoopieding April 28, 2010

Paddy Wagon 

1. An item used by law enforcers to round up or herd troublemakers, riot actors or general lunatics in the same manner a shepherd uses a sheepdog.

2. A vehicle owned or driven by a man called Paddy.

1. "up shep up shep *whistle* good paddy wagon."

2. "here come the lads in the paddy wagon"

Paddy Wagon by 1nc4rc3r4n7 March 27, 2009

sausage wagon 

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

sausage wagon by Keith November 19, 2004