twaterslide

A woman who has birthed many a child, making the proceeding births much easier.

A female who is so loose that her equipment could be a water park attraction.

There out to be a child limit on her twaterslide, the children will run into each other at this rate.

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

twater-surfing

The act of a female riding a male to the point the juices come in waves

I waves were so rough I was covered head to foot while she enjoyed her twater-surfing

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

twatterboarding

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.

Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.

by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

Twasted

The level of intoxication experienced after drinking and smoking that sticky stanky.

I shouldn't have taken that last hit, the herb and vodka got me all sorts of twasted!

by ShimmyVB August 26, 2015

toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016

toaster bottom

Someone with a hot ass

Look at that fine toaster bottom.

by Nethasheda August 17, 2016