Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”

Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!

by TwittahBanned4Life January 16, 2021

Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.

Mike Wheeler... idk

by kjp06 June 17, 2020

Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

by Urban3000 August 14, 2023

Mike Maneuver

Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.

Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!

by Sloth23 July 11, 2008

Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 03, 2021

Roblux/Mike

Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.

Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.

by Of Course. May 31, 2018

Wild Mike

Curran Dixon’s alter ego while playing video games

Did you see that guy?

Yeah he was wild!
I think that was mike.... wild mike

by Wuuut1276 April 21, 2019