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Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Ride or Die.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
Best person you will ever meet, he has your back always and forever don’t ever lose your rod.
So sweet and generous, funny, and kind.
I love you rod.
I’ll do anything for my rod❤️.
And he would do anything for me cause rod is the best person in this entire planet, don’t hurt your rod cause they don’t deserve it! Rod deserves to be happy and loved and cared for.
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