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P.E. teacher 

A general term for a paedophile or molester but one who only commits the crime in or around sports.
OMG, your hockey coach is such a fucking P.E. teacher

English Teacher 

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
English Teacher by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

Spanish Teacher 

Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.
"Ewww, Kathryn, I hate mrs. 'I need a makeover desperately'," exclaimed Mollie.

"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.

"But of course!" said Mollie.

"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.

History teacher

A teacher that says bla bla bla this and bla bla bla that. History is the worst subject ever!!! What is the use of history? if I were to work at Woolies, would I need to know when the Industrial Revolution started and what it was?
History teacher by Thiccdaddy6969 August 15, 2019

dumb teacher 

when teacher just doesn't listen and they make you want to cringe which makes you want to take a book and hit them with it duuuuuummmmmbbbbbb
for example she is
she is such a dumb teacher she needs some milk !!!!
dumb teacher by Neverletgo June 22, 2016

Preschool Teacher 

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot
Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*
Preschool Teacher by BrokenShower January 19, 2019