Definitions by BrokenShower

war mate 

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend

Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)

war mate by BrokenShower July 11, 2019

Preschool Teacher 

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

Preschool Teacher by BrokenShower January 19, 2019

The Straightening 

The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening

The Straightening by BrokenShower December 14, 2018

Double feeding 

The act in which you and a friend are each sucking on either titty of the same woman

Hey man do you wanna go double feeding with Taylor tonight?

Yeah man sounds like a plan

Double feeding by BrokenShower December 11, 2018