The Straightening

The act of making a super hot lesbian straight by waving your dicks in their face

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that Alyssa is lesbian?
Guy 2: Aww shit she’s about to get hit by The Straightening

by BrokenShower December 14, 2018

Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

by BrokenShower January 19, 2019

war mate

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend

Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)

by BrokenShower July 11, 2019

Double feeding

The act in which you and a friend are each sucking on either titty of the same woman

Hey man do you wanna go double feeding with Taylor tonight?

Yeah man sounds like a plan

by BrokenShower December 11, 2018