Fag Searcher

The Bing.com search engine, which also looks like a giant cigarette (also known as a "fag" in British slang).

The orange search button on Bing.com looks like the filter on a cigarette, while the search query text field forms the cigarette's long white tobacco rod. The Bing.com logo is the smoke itself, drifting from the fag.

Jonathan: I'm tired of using Google, they're in cahoots with the NSA.
Lisa: Why not try using Bing.com?
Jonathan: You mean the Fag Searcher? No way man, I stopped submitting myself to the subliminal advertisements of the tobacco companies back in the 70s.

by schulwitz July 7, 2012

pap smear

n. faggot, a person who annoys you, a tool

shut up ricky, you fucking pap smear.

by Craig Stevens August 20, 2006

Cory Stearns

Cory Stearns is probably the best human species ever created. Here are a few reasons why. His look are unique, including a lil soul patch and beatiful adorable teeth that are so great that one could just pull them out and wear them as a necklace. His is skinny, but trying to bulk up for his girl, even though he dont have to. Cory's hair has been many lengths, but it is best when its a few inches shorter than semi pictures. his eyes are a foresty green, like the coldplay song. he is the best drummer in the school district and has a band with metalcore music. his passion for his woman and music is beyond this planet.. his humor is refreshingly witty and although his girlfriend is funnier, he can make her smile any day. his wardrobe is skaterish, but recently has turned more contemporary. cory has a big heart, which i think is the most important thing of all. he has tons of patience, and always is calm, if he isnt freaking out about thinking that his girlfriend is mad at him, which she could never be mad at him. this kid has potential. i know he'll make it. look out world <3 here comes the little drummer boy!

I love Cory Stearns will all my heart.

by srtnsrtns January 18, 2011

Shearing

When two really hairy lesbians scissor.

I heard them shearing through the wall last night.

by PHREADD November 8, 2017

Pad Search

To pat ones self down in search of a note pad.

Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.

Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.

In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.

It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.

Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.

"I had to do a pad search after that one, but no luck. I forgot what I said that was so funny last night"

by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009

E.V.O Search For Eden

The best fucking game on the super nintendo
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)

nerd #1 "oh my god! i just got 500 EVO points in E.V.O search for eden!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"

by Mr.SexInUpTheLadiesGuy98 May 20, 2010

Soul searching

A ridiculous and overly-dramatic phrase that dumbasses and losers use to describe reevaluating their sad, worthless lives. Using this pretentious and pathetic phrase in public will make you look more pitiful than if you were a meth addict at the end of your rope.

John: I just can't get over Tasha dumping me. I think I need to do some soul searching.
Kenny: What is this, Dawson's Creek? Quit talking like you're on a soap opera and get over it.

by mcsuire January 28, 2020