stanbles

Stanbles means open faster than Sainsbury’s automatic doors

‘Tiffany’s legs stanbles’

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

Stanley Whiffer

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴

In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤

by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019

Stanley

A dump near Consett well known for druggys, alcoholics, and people stealing your car doors and your shoelaces

Stanley = shit hole

by Bitch lasagnaa March 30, 2019

Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.

Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.

by Perry Jex June 2, 2019

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

Stanley

the world's cutest dog, always friendly and playful!!
will do anything for his owner, including stealing her socks :)
fluffly booboo
faithful and loya, scared of lightning but really brave!!

Person 1: Wow, your dog is so cute!!
Person 2: Thanks, his name's Stanley!
Person 3: cookiesssss

by psycho emo October 18, 2019