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Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action
dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me
by Master of Taint November 29, 2011
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Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.
The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!
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Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding
"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".
by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019
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spank

the meaning of a girl being
handled after spitting game
after kevin and naomi came out of the room we all knew that kevin spanked
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Spank

Synonymous with idiot, dumb-ass, or retard.
Joe looked like a spank when he wore that shirt.
by Deamo18 September 6, 2012
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spankbang

A good web pornsite with a long minutes video
Duude, u beat ur meat with videos in spankbang? That page is siiiick meat
by Gashi October 8, 2017
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spankdive

to combine the two motions of spanking (flattened hand landing flush on someone else's buttocks) with diving (a quick dart or plunge, usually resulting in one falling to the ground). The result is a continuous, cumulative action, which may result accidentally (due to a fall) or intently.
Marlon wanted slap Kobie upside the head but tripped and spankdove him instead.

Boris wanted to cop a feel but she was too far away, so he decided to utilize a spankdive.
by Redwan September 30, 2007
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