skift

The act of rubbing a finger that has recently been in an unsavoury place(such as a sweaty bum crack/between your toes/in your belly button)accross the filtrum(under the nose)of someone, leaving them with a pooey whiff every time they breath in.

On waking John took a sniff at the world around him then realized to his horror he had been skifted whilst dozing.

Dave nearly pissed his pants with laughter as he ran his pooey digit under the nose of a friend.

by Brett July 21, 2005

ctrl shift qq

when you go to log someone out of their computer and shut it off just to annoy them.

Jimmy: Hey John
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018

snife

a knife used to cut families.

I'm gonna cut your family, with a big snife!

by bread infection November 22, 2009

butt-sniff-alicious

Having the quality of something nasty, but in an oddly humorous way.

"Dude, did you see Sally throw up the other night?"
"I did! It was butt-sniff-alicious!"

by cowpie52 February 24, 2009

gear shift

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.

"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"

by Cyanideaddict March 17, 2015

Power Shift

On a manual transmission car, power shifting is when you shift gears without using the clutch - waiting for just the right RPM, and then slamming the stick from one gear to the next.

Power shifting is advantageous if done correctly because you change gears without spending any time clutched in - during which time your car normally cannot accelerate.

"Dude that guy can power shift really good, if you race him, you'll get owned."

"... Yeah but I heard he's on this third tranny now."

by asfsafasf asf asef asef ase October 24, 2008

shift

To run off very very fast.

Shit! Feds! Let's shift.

by dAVE July 3, 2003