by Just Shut up. September 03, 2003
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020
Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020
Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin
You are you are my favorite
Charlie G. Galloway simpin
You are you are my favorite
by Simpin November 13, 2019
by Nathanb4ts June 27, 2019
It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 06, 2020