douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
by Sir H.C. Notneb November 16, 2016
Used in reference to a penis that has been outfitted with a white prophylactic, especially following rough intercourse. The name reflects the phallic similarities that exist between a tall bald doctor following a long, dirty surgery and a wet, hard, throbbing cock.
by doctorswhoarentdoctors February 03, 2018
A female that chases welders, specifically pipeline welders. She takes all of his money but fucks all of his friends. These type of women can usually be found trolling through RV parks looking for the next welding rig.
by weldfastandeatass May 05, 2019
Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.
THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.
by Checkmarkplayz March 02, 2023
1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.
2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.
2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.
After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.
by Mickies November 07, 2017