Robert

That weird short kid in your 7th grade class that can't say his R's, molests all of the other boys, and has his own mafia. He has excessive knowledge of WWII, and 'hails hitler' instead of the pledge. He drives fear into the hearts of children, but gets away with it because he looks and sounds like an eight year old.

"Hey isn't Robert the kid who threatened to eat your family tree?"
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."

by Where Is My Air Guitar May 25, 2019

Roberto

A straight young trap lord with the ability to lay any honey and a sick sense of style

Aw man you see Roberto over there he’s one of a kind he gives not a singular fuck

by NASA 🚀 December 21, 2019

Robert

Robert, is a fuckin simp

Robert-“hey bois I gotta leave Haileys calling”
Morgan-“king of simps”
Austin-“she only loves him for his simp juice”

by My nibba 115 April 4, 2020

Robert

A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.

He is such a Robert

by Logixz July 2, 2020

Robert Crumb

When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.

Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.

So, Matt Furie has killed Pepe, huh? Looks like he pulled a Robert Crumb.

by I. C. Dedpeeple February 2, 2021

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

Hamish Robertson

A Southern Softie. Usually likes history.

Hey look, It's Hamish Robertson. Let's beat him up.

by Greatbun October 30, 2018