The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

also Pokémon sw/sh

every negative argument but national pokedex removal and wasted story, is trash and just something nitpicked to be nitpicked

also Pokémon sw/sh: i agree some parts are wasted potential but really, is it that bad to still be talked about in 2021, 2 years after its initial launch?

by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021

Lego Pokemon Game

Lego Pokemon Game refers to Pokemon Lego Sets. That's it. That's the entire page.

Hey, I just finished my Lego Pokemon Game!
Cool, what Set was it?
It was the one with Charizard and Pikachu.
You're no longer my friend.

by Woomyism April 7, 2021

Cutie Pokemon

A Cutie Pokemon is not necessarily a compliment or a insult, its a way of life and a term of endearment. If someone refers to you as a CP (Cutie Pokemon) it is the highest level of honor and righteousness.

You know that Riley guy, yeah he's a Cutie Pokemon

by Kevin MacLeod October 11, 2021

Screenshot Pokémon

Screenshot Pokémon is a game made up from about a year ago i played with my friends online. You play by sending screenshots (perferably funny ones, keep it fun.) and basically take turns doing it. if you run out of screenshots (or pictures) take a run to google. (Abbreviation: SSP.)

(please dont take this down)

"hey bitch wanna play Screenshot Pokémon?"
"hell yeah, ill start."

by givemeafuckingname November 13, 2021

Street Pokemon

Friendly non-discriminatory neighborhood prostitute..."gotta love 'em all"

Our local prostitute told me she makes men, women and people happy. She's a real Street Pokemon...gotta love'em all.

by Renicus January 20, 2023