Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Profitable Posterior

Created by Lamar from GTA 5 to describe a woman with a nice ass

do you see that woman with the profitable posterior

by largedude May 28, 2024

Promethasexing

You sip on a bunch of promethazine and call your girlfriend over. You take ecstasy and smoke 5 blunts at once. Then you do some fent. Then you do 2 gallons of galaxy gas. Your girl rings the doorbell and then you make her wait for five minutes. You inject promethazine in your dickhole and then get sloppy toppy. Then you perform missionary on the couch until you cum the promethazine. Then a zygote with promethazine forms. 9 months later a baby who is a fein for promethazine forms and it doesn't need water but promethazine.

I love promethasexing because it makes the world a better place.

by CaseOh's mukbang December 24, 2024

ProfitMcKnight

A person who doxxes and is retarded

"You're a ProfitMcKnight"

by The Thug in Chief December 30, 2024

profitsaga

profit-saga (SAH-GAH) means a journey of making money (profit). almost like a true story on the adventures of how you became successful financially. this meaning is used almost like you made an monopoly and have a story to it.

here is how I've made a profitsaga over the course of my life...

by nextup2025youllseeyourself January 7, 2025

Promise

To be known by you is a quiet revolution
to be loved by you is the end of a long cold war.

I promise you this
I will be the mirror that reflects your kindness
I will honor the stillness we’ve built
I will never take for granted
the way your heart holds the parts of me
I was too afraid to carry alone.
Life is loud but you are the music
I am finally, deeply, irrevocably...yours
They say the world belongs to the strong
but I believe it belongs to the ones who find
a love that lets them be weak
I promise to stay in this understanding
I promise to be the one who listens
to the heartbeat you usually hide
You are my witness, my rest and my softest truth
You are the happy of my soul.
I was lost in the noise
but in your arms, our pulse throbs
More than gold, its all I want
That peace, is priceless and enough.

by My ❤️ flows February 13, 2026

Poomit

When you are sick and you vomit and poop in the shower

Man alive I’m was so sick I poomit in the shower this morning!!

by Clifford0415 February 19, 2026