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oyster oven

An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.
Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.
by AMunie October 18, 2012
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Hot Sausage Oven

When you and multiple other people put your dicks in another guys ass and leave them in it for hours
Brayden: Ayden im gonna give you a hot sausage oven

Ayden: alright bro you're done
by Imgonnaputitinyourbutt December 25, 2024
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Poo Oven

When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.
person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven
by John Wock May 22, 2023
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Twat Oven

When you put your dick in the vagina and twist the clit like a dial to heat your meat
Quentin: I used that pussy like a Twat Oven.
Norman: You useless sack of shit.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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oven

A deadly kitchen appliance that can severely damage fingers that get in the way while turning sausages. It is often documented that only "half of the oven" falls down and injures a finger during the sausage turning ceremony, however people have reported to have had a whole oven fall on their finger and sometimes even their brain stem.
(half of) the oven annihilated Azriel's finger
by oveninventor August 12, 2018
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Ovenate

Pizza rolls come out soggy being microwaved, you gotta ovenate them to get that crisp.
by DeMullet September 12, 2016
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Dinner In The Oven

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.
by JBiznitz November 1, 2021
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