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Umplum opportunities

Numerous times or amounts or opportunities.
She had umplum opportunities to change her mind.
by Urban Literature January 18, 2021
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The Oppessor

The oppessor is depressed demon dragon that sole purpose is to make anyone depress and negative
"Hey, Milly can I stay home today" "Why can't you come over" "I am depressed because the Oppessor is in my closet"
by Aurora Borea February 17, 2021
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Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.
That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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Rectal Optosis

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.
1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
by Con_man641 January 31, 2022
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missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.
YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"
by aaw1 April 15, 2022
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smokin Opps

When you and da homes smoking big opp pack
bro pass da opp pack rn I'm smokin Opps rn
by SatmarsRhikoPT July 30, 2023
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Your Oppo-Type

The person that is the COMPLETE and OPPOSITE of your type. You like skinny gamer boys? Your Oppo-Type is a chunky outdoorsy dude. (Or girl, we don't judge) Surprisingly, a lot of people tend to fall for their Oppo-Types easier than their actual types. It can lead to you feeling a sense of disgust, hatred, and shame toward that person when you are away from them. But you also will be feeling a sense of lust for them when they are near. Your friends will probably make fun of you.
Friend: "Okay, who do you like now?"
You: "This guy."
Friend: "WHAT?! That guy is the total opposite of what you go for!"

You: "I know, it's like a guilty-pleasure! He's my Oppo-Type!"
Friend: "What?"
You: "Someone that is the opposite of your type."
Friend: "OOOH! Yeah, hes definitely Your Oppo-Type!"
by DepressedDepression June 1, 2023
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