Mike Awkburns 

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

Mike Awkburns by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Mike Choi 

Best Kpop English-rapping rapper, whose English raps actually make sense ( I'm looking at you, every other Kpop rapper). If KOLA didn't disband so soon, he would've taken over the entire kpop industry

"I just listened to a Kpop english rap which made sense"
"omg you listen to KOLA??? mike choi is my bias too"

Mike Choi by sarangsungje March 29, 2022

Mike honcho 

Watch talladega nights

I spread my Buttcheeks as mike honcho

Mike honcho by Mike honcho0 September 17, 2022

Mike Matassa 

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

Mike Matassa by Urban3000 August 13, 2023

Mike's Doubleshot

When a man ejaculates his semen into another man's urethra, the recipient then ejaculates their combined load to make the Mike's Doubleshot.

"Man, a Mike's Doubleshot in the morning keeps me going all day long."

Mike's Doubleshot by Mike Warner September 23, 2008

Mike's dip 

7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.

Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.

Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?

My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.

Mike's dip by a pretty cool girlfriend February 8, 2010

Mike Triple Kill 

The act of a male, while having intercourse with a female, ejaculating once in each hole.

Meagan: "That was the best Mike Triple Kill i have ever had!"

Mike: "You know it!"

Mike Triple Kill by Reis Ryan Baker July 28, 2011