Battle Mountain 

This town has a Shell station & the "s" burnt out so it says "Hell". The Washington Post made a literal Diss-track on the town and put the Hell gas station on there mixtape cover. Not shittin' you. Google it. The article didn't capture the true horror of this town. During the daytime souls from other dilapidated Nevada towns like the gas station trailer park community of Valmy & the Crusty Valley/Beowawe region blend in with the Battle Mountain community. The town has a Federal Indian Reservation that makes the Cabrini-Green projects of Chicago look like Circus Circus Reno... Yeah.. it's that bad. There is a Casino called the Colt... When pronounced it sounds like "the cult".. & you wonder why you don't have friends.. you keep telling people "The cult took all your money & the buffalo machine there is no good". This town is also illegal firework mecca of the west coast. I have friends from the Bay Area who drive to BM for the fireworks. Battle Mountain has recently legalize pot so the Bay folk trade stick-icky with the Battle Mountain folks all yay. That's how they talk now. So I see the post from 2005 saying B-town just has Bammer or whatever... We graduated from Bammer. We also got a new whore down at the local whore house.. The Desert Club. Her name is Pretti Yung. Stop by and take her on a test drive. Their slots are loose.

I drove all the way to Battle Mountain from Winnemucca. Our Cat Houses there only had plus size ebonys. Battle Mountain has the Asian chick Pretti Yung everyone is talking about.

Battle Mountain by Pretti Yung August 14, 2023

beast of steeton mountain

Giant cat-like beast that guards a mound of hay for reasons not known to mere mortals. Sometimes can be heard whistling a soft, mournful tune from the top of Castle Davy.

Don't hang around on the station at Steeton longer than you have to, the Beast might get you.

beast of steeton mountain by Disgruntled Goat April 9, 2005

BIT THE MOUNTAIN 

To be owned while snowboarding or skiing. Falling hard or wiping out on the mountain. To fail at landing a jump or big stunt while snowboarding or skiing. It is even worse when done in front of females.

Wow, Tj just bit the mountain and now his face is all bloodied up! He should pick himself up and go wipe off his vagina.

BIT THE MOUNTAIN by Metalharvester September 21, 2009

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water 

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is the fastest growing water brand in the United States. Owned and operated by Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle who is a hip hop artist from San Antonio, Texas. Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water has been reviewed over 10,000 times and has been talked about by many as being the best mountain spring water on the market. Thuggizzle plans on making Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water Available In All Stores Across The United States.

Where Can I Buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water?

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water by God is everything May 14, 2022

Brokeback Mountain 

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.

In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.

Brokeback Mountain by xzybit December 29, 2005

Sand Mountain Choker 

When the recipient of oral sex grabs the givers ears and forces their penis down the givers throat until climax. The ejaculation chokes the giver.

Every time Anthony sucks Craig's dick he gets a Sand Mountain Choker.

Sand Mountain Choker by BML2 October 16, 2016

line mountain high school

This school is the shittiest place around, the teachers are fat gays who sit on there asses all day. Mr roadcap barely acts like a principle bc he's prolly jacking off in his office all day and Skelton is probably secretly gay

Line mountain high school is gay

line mountain high school by Line Mountain high school September 23, 2017