Mac Jones 

The greatest quarterback in Patriots history and also the man your wife thinks about during sex

You: *fucking your wife and thinking about how good the Patriots are*

Your wife: “Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeahhhhhhh. Mac Jones would be better but you’re alright sweetie. I sure do love how sexy Michael McCorkle Jones is”

Mac Jones by Mac Jones Enjoyer December 10, 2021

austin jones 

A fuqboi who likes to act confused 24/7 gas no life and sucks positivity out of people to make himself feel better.

He also has a tiny wanker.

Austin jones, has no life.

austin jones by Ihav3nolif3101 April 14, 2017

Mumkey Jones 

A youtuber known for shitposting and being so edgy especially in this current year politically correct climate. The main joke of his internet presence is that he is never funny, entertaining, or interesting but thousands of people still follow him. Mumkey only uses the same 5 jokes, The Woah Im' Being So Edgy Right Now Joke, The I'm Depressed Joke, The Suicide Joke, The This Joke That Mumkey Isn't Being Funny.

My Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GDB060PU8&index=1&list=PLLRvgGuJX1Wi3yN5uDelW7I_wsJJwIG4F

"I'm depressed" - Mumkey Jones

Mumkey Jones by Mumkey Jones January 1, 2018

Danny Jones

Lead Guitarist/singer of McFLY This 5'10, Brown Haired 20 year old Is dating Mercedes. He likes dogs, and it content on singing "Gomena Jia Jia Apollo Jia jia, Gomenda Jia jia." Also every friday night he does Danny's Disco. :) He actually did stay on a room on the 3rd floor, hence the song name. And he'd like to nip Ferne.

Mercedes is really lucky to have Danny Jones in her life!

Danny Jones by Mechanical Maids December 31, 2006

Ben Jones 

A fast motherfucker.

Ben Jones is so fast he ran a mile in under 3 minutes.

Ben Jones by 14789632 February 16, 2015

mike jones phone 

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.

aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.

mike jones phone by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008

Bridget Jones moment 

any occasion or instance (like reunions) that forces you to converse awkwardly with people knowing they'll be throwing condescending remarks and questions about pathetic aspects of your life e.g. being perennially single

I bumped into Dennis earlier. Thank God he had to go right away! You know how he loves putting people in a Bridget Jones moment.

Bridget Jones moment by jmboytoma July 29, 2010