duck joke

A joke that is such waste of speech that it might end up being funny. Might.

Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

Piggy-Back Joke

(ADJ) When someone makes a joke from your joke and makes it not funny, then they have piggy-backed your joke. The joke usually goes from being funny to not being funny.

He totally ruined your joke by making a Piggy-Back Joke from it.

by Piggy-back Joke November 3, 2011

Yo mama joke

Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.

I personally think that's pretty funny.

by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005

The Joker

The Joker as used in sexual reference:

The act of removing a tampon at the string by mouth from a womans vagina while on her period. Once removed, the bloody tampon is swung back and forth by the string "while still in the teeth" as if shaking your head "no."

The blood like smile/outline from ear to ear that is left behind is know as "The Joker."
(Similar to the make-up smile on the Joker)

That girl was down for ANYTHING last night!
She even let me perform The Joker on her...

by Indetrucks March 4, 2011

nature's cruelest joke

When a child is really, really, old... but not.
see:Progeria

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died.

by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

not joke

A phrase is said in sarcasm but is followeed by a sharp contrast with the phrase "NOT". This joke can be said either seriously or with obvious sarcasm. Often times the humor in the joke is in how obnoxious the "NOT" sounds. A 'not joke' is intended to put a person on the spot and embarrass him. It should be used when someone is really proud of something they've done. There is a pause between the statement and following "NOT". It was made popular by the movie Borat.

My 4 year old cousin was doing a puzzle. When he was done, he came up to me and said "look what I done mikey" I said "oh that's really impressize" 'pause' "NOT!!" He started crying and ran away. Needless to say it was hilarious and I laughed hysterically. My not joke worked perfectly.

by Mikey Mike Mike Mike Jr. November 25, 2006

joke

1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure

1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.

by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003