Squirt N Jerk 

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

Squirt N Jerk by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009

finna jerk it

Preparing to masturbate.

Person 1: Hey man are you on Trip and Virus' route right now?
Person 2: H E L L Y E A H and I'm finna jerk it

finna jerk it by KuroiHajime January 16, 2014

COMBAT JERK 

MASTERBATING WHILE IN A THEATER OF COMBAT AND WHILE YOU ARE ARE EITHER ENGAGING IN OR IN CLOSE PROXIMITY OF A FIREFIGHT.

DUDE! LOUIE GOT A COMBAT JERK LAST NIGHT DURING THAT MORTAR ATTACK!!!
ALSO SEE : COMBAT JACK, COMBAT JACKET

COMBAT JERK by HELD105MP September 21, 2011

Work and Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Did you see the new intern? I may have to run to the bathroom for a work and jerk.

Work and Jerk by S4H August 6, 2009

segway jerk 

Any jerk that rides on a segway.

Haha, look at that segway jerk, riding along in his suit talking on his cellphone.

segway jerk by paulthebassguy June 12, 2007

Panda-Jerk 

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.

"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"

Panda-Jerk by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

national jerk off your homies day by hahahimgay May 25, 2018