by wtffuckwtf November 22, 2010

"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."
by timmay October 14, 2004

Oh man, I can't wait to see this super hot pop star at the virgin records signing this morning, i think i might have one!
by JoeMan September 26, 2007

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob to himself: Dammit!
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob to himself: Dammit!
by Ketch January 2, 2009

A phrase used by people who have no comprehension of a situation that is passively put back on the others in the conversation and when asked to elaborate, cannot.. They say 'you' have no idea when they really mean 'I' have no idea.
by Bar Bastard June 11, 2011

by BrittanyJohnson January 25, 2011

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 20, 2011
