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I have a dream

by wtffuckwtf November 22, 2010
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I have a plan

An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face.
"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."
by timmay October 14, 2004
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have one

a phrase used out of joy for something; excitement referring to "creaming" oneself/ejaculation, etc
Oh man, I can't wait to see this super hot pop star at the virgin records signing this morning, i think i might have one!
by JoeMan September 26, 2007
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I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.
Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!
by Ketch January 2, 2009
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You have no idea

A phrase used by people who have no comprehension of a situation that is passively put back on the others in the conversation and when asked to elaborate, cannot.. They say 'you' have no idea when they really mean 'I' have no idea.
How was the math test?

Oh, you have no idea.

That's why I asked. tell me about it.

<Blank stare>
by Bar Bastard June 11, 2011
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Must Have Been

Someone who is always at the center of something going wrong. A scapegoat. A deviant.
by BrittanyJohnson January 25, 2011
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may or may not have

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 20, 2011
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