fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Obama fried chicken

The black hangout. Typical to see a poor person there because the foods only 5 cents (because that's all that black people can afford).

This nigger went to Obama fried chicken. What a prude.

by Asshatmasterman October 30, 2017

deep-fried chinese fritos

Known for being an unusual aphrodisiac, deep-fried chinese fritos are a sensual food used often by younger couples who are looking for a snack to spark a quickie.

Man, I don't know about you hunny, but I could go for some deep-fried chinese fritos...if you know what I mean.

by give.me.an.ear.girl January 17, 2011

Kentucky Fried Clit

When you throw hot grease onto a girl's vagina.

You know what would make this movie better? Some Kentucky Fried Clit!

by The Blue Waffle King November 14, 2011

A deep-fried slice of ass.

to feel poorly. Alternately "a deep-fried asshole".

"Dude, you look rough today!"

"I know. I feel like a deep-fried slice of ass."

by Morgan Brittan van Wyk April 1, 2009

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken,

Name of a sex position. When you and a girl are lying on the beach ready to get on some action you penetrate the girl first than when you come out of the girl you dip your dick in the sand en than penetrate the girl again.

Last night I went with the girl from last night to the bitch and we did the Fried Chicken, pow!

by Foskuh July 25, 2010

Fried chicken

When you wanna ask somebody for weed but can't actually say it cus some people r idiots.

Hey, any fried chicken left?

Nah, sorry man...

by Avdka November 4, 2010