Fly Joe

To puss out at the last minute or no show with bad reasoning.

Frank is such a fly joe, even though he said he's coming out with us later, I bet he'll puss out.

by Fly Joe May 18, 2010

Flying Chinchilla

1. (Noun) A member of the chinchilla species with wings, and has the ability to fly. This is an example of a Qwerteaen animal.
2. A phrase used to get someone's attention averted from you so that you may escape.

I love me some flying chinchillas.
"Look! A flying chinchilla! WTF!"

by Llamee March 2, 2008

Fly apologist

Someone who defends the heinous crimes committed by flies

Alex is a fly apologist

by Pucoloco October 2, 2021

pink fly

A man testicles and penis is caught by his pant zipper.

Oh my I just got a pink fly.

by Pink fly June 19, 2016

flying blanket

a suprise attack, vaulting oneself through the air, with intention to smother, onto an unsuspecting person or object lying prone. has been known to backfire when couch arm gets in the way.

Did you see that flying blanket Tom just tried? It came out of nowhere, and if the couch hand't hit him in the face first he might have smothered Kevin.

by Hanna Z August 18, 2005

flying penguin

Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.

Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.

by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022

granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.

Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.

by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009