Old Faithful

A sexual act. It is when you pour an entire bottle of lube into a girls ass. Then, upon the first thrust, the lube sprays out like a geyser.

"Whats all that lube for"

"Yellowstone, here we come, Old faithful, baby."

by AsevenX88 August 16, 2011

Old Faithful

The act off nutting (ejaculating) inside someone's mouth while they are on their back then stomping on their stomach. Those wearing a Used Poncho can avoid the geyser's angry eruption.

My girlfriend took one in the mouth from me last night so I stomped on her stomach, thus completing the Old Faithful. Wish I would've had a used poncho on...

by Brettford January 7, 2013

faitheist

an atheist who recognizes the value of fulfilling the human need to have faith and worship and is someone who elects to not have faith in anything bigger than him/herself but secretly harbours a desire to reinvigourate the idea of community but doesn't believe in organizing anymore.

as a faitheist, I am not a humanist.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

faith-avertive

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

by tory borty December 31, 2012

faith-baiting

1. To avoid responsibility for one's actions or deflect responsibility for another's actions by claiming religious persecution.

2. To advance a political agenda by claiming those opposed to it are engaging in religious persecution.

1. Joe Doe was fired from his popular reality show for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a staffer. Senator John Roe talks about his strong faith-based values and suggests Joe is being persecuted because of his faith, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.

2. Presidential candidate Robert Jones spoke at a rally stating that his constituents inability to impose their religious beliefs on others constituted the start of religious persecution, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.

by Head of the Maids' Union October 22, 2015

Faith

Faith is a beautiful kind girl who is always laughing. She has beautiful silky hair and her eyes are hypnotic. She is the kind of person anyone can talk to although she has her off days. She is often hard to impress and guys find it difficult to win her over. Faith is that person who’s laugh is the loudest in the cinema and is extremely contagious. Her smile is stunning. Faith will go far to protect family and cares greatly for her friends. Hold on to her, she’s a truly great friend

guy: Ive been talking to faith lately

girl: your a lucky one

by soegsiejevsh February 26, 2019

Faith

Faith is the most beautiful person on the planet and all of the universe, but she doesn't like to admit it, her hair is very pretty and her eyes are perfection, she has an awesome taste in everything ranging from relationships to clothing and style, she may act like a tomboy but at heart she is really soft and emotional, she is the most lovely and most beautiful girl you will ever meet nobody hates her and she always tries to be nice even if someone or something is bothering her she is the most courageous person you will ever meet and she has the best choice in friends and boyfriends she always denies being beautiful and nice to everyone but she is the nicest and most beautiful person you will ever meet.

Person 1: is that Faith?
Person 2: yes shes so beautiful and nice

by RaraElle March 2, 2019