While receiving a blow job on a bed, couch, or the floor...the act of taking a knee to the testicles right before ejacultion.
A failed blow job.
Worst feeling imaginable.
A failed blow job.
Worst feeling imaginable.
"So my girlfriend was giving me head, and as I'm about to cum she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my balls...terrible blowie fail"
"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
by Olde English September 30, 2009
Get the Blowie Fail mug.the maximum achievable level of shame. an occurrence in which a creature is able to prove his unworthiness to be alive. a ginger fail, or "GF", is impossible to recover from. GFs are an unexplored phenomenon from a biological standpoint. Experimental treatments of depression include exposure to footage of repeated GFs, until the patient finds new hope in life.
When he thought he had a chance at getting her number, he Ginger failed becuase he forgot he was a Ginger
by cathunter September 7, 2010
Get the ginger fail mug.We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
by A+ Asian December 3, 2009
Get the Asian fail mug.Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
by alunajoy October 1, 2010
Get the Whale Fail mug.When someone attempts to be cool or do something for another person's entertainment and truly screws up their task into something that results in anger, uncontrollable laughter, or pity to the other person.
<Playing World of Warcraft>
-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!
-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...
<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>
-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!
-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...
<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>
-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
by James K. Taylor March 27, 2008
Get the Epic Fail mug.the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."
friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008
Get the absolute fail mug.A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.
by The Nasty Nasty December 20, 2008
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