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Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example
2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...
For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.
On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.
!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.
Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!".
For example
2! = 1 x 2 = 2
3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6
4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24
And so on...
For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24.
On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second.
!DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.
-What is the cause of his death?
-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
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-He was participating in Factorial Fap Februar and overstepped.
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The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.
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